You're lovely

quoms:

dont ever invite me over to ‘watch movies with you’ if that’s not what you actually mean because i like movies a whole lot more than i like human contact and i will just watch that movie

frigerator:

i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids 

superwholocked221b:

theinvisibleking:

if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie would start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason.

The ultimate survival tip

brendonsforehead:

ilovesuicidesilence:

how much punk could pop punk pop if pop punk could pop punk?

182

hes-my-whore:

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

omG me AtM

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

i love it when people compliment my hair like thank you i grew it myself